Getting punished by the Krampus wasn’t on my holiday wish list… but here we are.

Another year, another lonely Christmas—unless you count the jerks on dating apps. The last guy? Total dick fish. Claimed he had ten inches. Spoiler alert: he didn’t.

Between the lies, the ghosting, and the utter lack of men to satisfy my particular…tastes, I’ve pretty much given up. Then a certain brooding, horned monster breaks through my magical wards, waving his birch rods and demanding punishment.

I probably should be scared. But I’m not. Turns out, Krampus has a way of delivering the kind of discipline I’ve been craving my whole life. And that’s before we get to the eggnog-flavored…you know. Let’s just say I’m now a firm believer in the magic of Christmas.

But there’s a problem. His stocking-shaped eggplant isn’t made for humans. Even with his devilish tongue and fur ropes, we can’t truly be together without risking my life.

He wants me to stay with him forever in the North Pole, or maybe in hell (long story). But unless we can figure out how to handle his…gifts, this holiday fling might be over before it begins.

Birched by the Krampus is a smutty, standalone holiday fantasy romance with bondage, eggnog, and a whole lot of Christmas cheer. Download this duet narration audiobook now and get ready to believe in naughty miracles!