Here are hilarious, irreverent, erotic pastiches of 50 of the world's greatest reads, from Hemingway to The Highway Code. Fifty Shelves of Grey is a brilliantly funny collection of all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, and packaged in one volume for convienent, hands-free listening.

From literary masterpieces (Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr. Rochester) to modern classics (Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep) and even recipes (Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight) and self-help, this collection has something for every listener and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down, and unleash your inner hot librarian.

The full list of narrators includes Susan Duerden, Nicola Barber, Simon Prebble, John Lee, Victor Villar-Hauser, Suzanne Toren, Peter Ganim, Rosalyn Landor, Steven Crossley, Marc Vietor, L.J. Ganser, Therese Plummer, Kevin Pariseau, Scott Brick, Kevin Free, Robin Miles, Jean Brassard, Julian Elfer, Robert Blumenfeld, Priscilla Carson, Max Bellmore, Alison Larkin, Mark Boyett, Ken Kilban, Paul Mantel, Joaquin Acevedo, Graeme Malcolm, Joe Barrett, Tom Stechschulte, Scott Aiello, Helen Stern, David LeDoux, Ralph Lister, Christopher Hurt, and Lauren Fortgang.