A rusted tire iron, no pants, and a crown he never asked for.

The apocalypse picked the wrong redneck.

Timothy Ferguson was finally having a good day until the universe decided to reboot. One minute he was "negotiating" back rent with his gorgeous neighbor; the next, a glowing blue screen informed him that his latent Longshanks bloodline had activated and now all the ladies of the Trailer Park have decided their new King looks best in his birthday suit.

He didn't ask to be the Sovereign Lord of the Beaver Creek Hollow, and he certainly didn't mean to skip the six-month survival tutorial for the entire kingdom just because he was screaming "YES" at the wrong moment.

Now monsters are spawning, the neighbors are mutating, and the Barons of Hell are marching on Tennessee to claim Tim's throne because the end of the world just raised his property values.

Crown of the Holler is Book One of The Trailer Trash Apocalypse, a gritty, hilarious LitRPG adventure fantasy with zero apologies. It features heavy progression, massive stakes, and a protagonist who refuses to follow societal— much less the System's— rules.

Grab your copy of Crown of the Holler and join the fight for the most dangerous trailer park in the multiverse.

Survival is mandatory.

Sobriety is optional.