This audiobook is the most comprehensive chronicle ever published on the making of Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill, The Fury, and Home Movies!

It is my personal memoir of everything I learned while assisting my mentor, Brian De Palma, which prepared me for my own successful career as a director on over 50 movies, including Elvira’s Haunted Hills and the De Palma-esque thriller Acting on Impulse starring Nancy Allen (Carrie, Home Movies, Dressed to Kill, Blow Out).

It is also a coming out story of my transition from a 19-year-old closeted teenager raised in the conservative South, to marrying a woman, and then finally becoming an openly-gay adult in New York City.

Not to name-drop or anything, BUT…. you will hear all about my encounters with (in alphabetical order) Karen Allen, Nancy Allen, Richard Benjamin, Michael Caine, John Cassavetes, Jill Clayburgh, Sean Connery, Robert De Niro, Brian De Palma, Laura Dern, Angie Dickinson, Matt Dillon, Divine, Kirk Douglas, William Finley, Carrie Fisher, Dennis Franz, Vincent Gardenia, Mel Gibson, Keith Gordon, Gerrit Graham, Daryl Hannah, Paul Hirsch, Amy Irving, Michael Jackson, Margot Kidder, Wayne Knight, Burt Lancaster, Louise Lasser, Fiona Lewis, John Lithgow, Freddie Mercury, Paul Newman, Vincent Price, Robert Quarry, Diana Ross, Jennifer Salt, Martin Scorsese, Wallace Shawn, Carrie Snodgress, Wendie Jo Sperber, Steven Spielberg, Andrew Stevens, John Travolta, Liv Ullmann, Vanity, Treat Williams, Joanne Woodward, and many more!

Sexy, dishy, and ultimately quite moving, the triumphant arc of my education, both personal and professional, is a continuation of my larger-than-life story that began with my coming-of-age memoir I Was a Teenage Monster Hunter!: How I Met Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing & More! — which won the 2022 Rondo Award for Writer of the Year!

Now I pull the rope to spill a bucket of bloody good tales out of school that will rival a certain prom night!