Based on the viral BookTok sensation, this Romantasy satire is a laugh-out-loud spicy adventure that will bring you joy like no other novel can. With loveable (in more ways than one) characters, kick-your-feet thrills and utterly absurd roasting of Romantasy tropes, this heartfelt adventure simultaneously makes fun of and is a loving tribute to the genre. Get ready to laugh yourself into a coma, clutch your proverbial pearls and get steamy with Prince Darkeyes Sixpack. It's your favorite novel you haven't listened to yet, so prepare your body for Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic!

Alleria was just a simple, sexually legal illiterate orphan bear huntress girl from the Idiot Farmer Realm, forced to take care of her thirteen younger sisters after her parents tragically died in a freak cart accident. But one fateful day she chases a bear through the Archway of Not-Like-Other-Girls and ends up transported to the Faerie Realm, only to be tried for her crimes of being there when she's not supposed to.

Her punishment? She must become the fiancée-captive of the brooding, dangerous and mysterious 400,000 year old Prince Darkeyes Sixpack. But he has a dark, secret, sexy and definitely not red-flag-toxic past, and his hatred for her can't be contained, least of all when they are forced to be together in the One Bed Trope Inn. Despite their hatred for each other and Alleria's strong-yet-frail, plain-yet-incredibly-sexy tiny bird body, this 399,982 year age gap will do nothing to stop the irresistible passion welling up deep inside them, and the dangers they face as the dark secrets hidden in the Faerie Realm come to light.

You've listened to the audiobooks, you know the tropes, now get ready to get thrown into the fryer laughing until you can't breathe, all the while finding unexpected joy and meaning in this whimsical spicy fantasy tale that aims to give you a newfound love and appreciation of life, romance, and everything.