How to Succeed on Wall St. and Why You Should Absolutely Not Do It is a self-help manual written for those who are chasing the American Dream while also running away from the American Nightmare. S.A. Thomas, a life-long New Yorker with the attitude and brogue to match, has given the world his ‘Moron’s Memoir’ in an attempt to both entertain and educate. His unique story darts along the manic vicissitudes of Wall St. life in acute directions, with stops in a warped cult, a notorious college experience, an Ayahuasca sit or two, amongst many others, and of course crashing headfirst into the vicious journey through the sphincter of Wall St. S.A. gives the listener an uncensored look in areas most avoid undertaking. Nothing is withheld in this tell-all memoir, where all is forsaken, and perspective is what you make of it.

Rife with Protocols, in the form of Pro-Tips gathered from two decades in the business, this is what you need to know before entering the arena. Mr. Thomas also offers an accompanied playlist, intentionally chosen for impact by a man who, as a DJ, believes music is life.

Quotes to Consider offer the listener perspectives on topics from thought leaders who have inspired him over his journey. Whether you are a Wall St. Veteran who resonates with the nostalgic truths within, or an undergrad thinking that the world of decimal points can help your own equation, this book offers both.

Risk and Reward are foundations of all investments and S.A. clearly lays out how his have changed over a life lived chasing that elusive American Dream. From modest beginnings in Brooklyn and Staten Island to jet-setting across the globe, and ultimately quitting at the pinnacle, the truth is often beguiling and inspiring—be it a nightmare or a dream.