MISERABLE YOU: A Handy Guide To Unhappiness You’re Already Following

THE ANTI-SELF-HELP BOOK!

Don't like self-help or motivational books? Then this one is for you! Laugh so hard, milk and negative thoughts shoot out your nose.

This sarcastic and hysterical guide will teach you how to be even more miserable (or, if you insist, instead use the book to discover what self-torture you’ve been unintentionally using on yourself and learn how to stop doing that!).

Written by former Tony Robbins Coach and Nationally Award-Winning Writer Ron Mileti.

YOU’VE BEEN DABBLING IN MISERY LONG ENOUGH.

LET’S LEVEL UP YOUR GAME!

Maybe you’re hap-hap-happy. Or maybe you feel “meh.” Or maybe you want to run screaming into the woods. Wherever you’re at in life, whatever you’re feeling, CONSIDER YOU’RE NOT MISERABLE ENOUGH! Here’s your step-by-step guide to an utterly, wonderfully, beautifully miserable life!

SURE, THIS BOOK MAY HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.

IT MIGHT SLAP YOU AWAKE.

You might finally realize that this is your one and only life, and you better get to the smiling already. But if you’re truly committed to suffering (from those inch-deep wrinkles on your forehead, seems like you are!), then buy the book and make yourself even more wretched! Or, if you insist, instead use the book to discover what self-torture you’ve been unintentionally using on yourself and learn how to stop doing that!

“Lessons" or Chapters Include:

1. Start Many Things, Finish Nothing

2. Be In a Bad Mood Often

3. Interpret Things In The Worst Way Possible

4. Believe Life Has Meaning With A Capital M

5. Appreciate Nothing

6 Learn To Be Helpless

7. Remember: You’re Da Man, So Go It Alone

8. Ask Bad Questions

9. Take, Don’t Give

10. Focus On Trivial S---t

11. Never Feel Like You Have Enough

12. Don’t Question Who You Are

13. Ignore Your Words

14. Never Forgive. Never Forget.

15. Deny Your Desires (You Don’t Deserve Them)

16. Envision A Horrible Future

17. Look The Other Way

THE BONK ON THE HEAD YOU NEED FOR A BREAKTHROUGH!