If there was no yesterday and tomorrow was a myth, what would you do?

Mason Thursday, a PI with a permanent case of retrograde amnesia, has to answer that question every time he wakes, all of his obtained memories having fallen away during the night's sleep, and he moves forward with optimism, enthusiasm, and a sometimes inappropriate sarcasm.

On a Wednesday in November, Thursday believes that he'll have a fairly easy day of riding around with his driver, Donnie, and spying on a miniature Carnival Clown who's been cheating on his wife for far too long. Surprises have already been coming at Mason, including a meeting with a nearly naked Amazonian beauty who has a penchant for hoarding yard decorations and a great need for a blue-hatted garden gnome, but more are on the way.

When he finds himself in the midst of an organ-trafficking conspiracy while trying to protect himself and those around him, latent abilities begin to emerge along with a completely off-balance sense of humor.

Mason's remarks and ability to laugh in the face of any challenge have served him well in the past, or so he's been told, but will he be able to keep his mind intact for long enough to save the people for whom he's responsible while eating chees-burgers and singing Bette Midler songs?

Listen to Not This Thursday to answer that question and a few more!