Welcome to Christopher Gary's imagination. He is an author with ASD who finds one of the greatest goals in life: do not be bored. His second goal would likely be: make people laugh. Down that list and mostly hidden behind the silly and the funny and the lame names are some other goals, but let's not spoil the whole thing.

Have fun. Break the fourth wall. Skewer some tropes like s'mores.

He was raised by wolves, and he learned how to communicate and work with animals. What were the wolves like? They tried to eat him. What!? Oh yeah, they were persistent, too! He had to hide and run for most of his life while in the jungle. He learned from them how to run, how to hunt, how to bake, how - Excuse me!? Long story short, apparently the wolves were trained by a baker before they ate him. They were quite savage. Anyway, with some helpful encouragement from the wolves, he learned how to communicate with other animals. He and the animals worked together to fend off the wolves. Now with his amazing strength and cleverness paired with his unbridled relationship with nature, he is known as Anamaly, the great hunter! His favorite quarry: Villains! However, he now has a crippling case of lupophobia.

What is lupophobia? Fear of wolves.

Oh, that poor man.