You used to walk into the grocery store and buy eggs. Now you walk in and question every life decision you’ve ever made.

Welcome to The Eggflation Diaries—a brutally honest, laugh-so-you-don’t-cry survival guide for anyone trying to live, parent, work, and stay sane in an economy that’s cracked beyond recognition.

This isn’t a finance book. It’s a field guide for the financially fried. It's for the ones doing mental math in the checkout line, the parents skipping meals so their kids don’t have to, and everyone who's ever screamed into a pillow after checking their bank app.

Written in a raw, hilarious, no-BS voice, The Eggflation Diaries breaks down:

• Why your paycheck feels like it ghosted you
• The real cost of “self-care” when therapy is $175 a pop
• The guilt, hustle, and mental acrobatics of trying to raise kids in this mess
• How to survive late-stage capitalism with your humanity (and humor) intact

You won’t find judgment here. You’ll find validation, dark humor, survival hacks, and real talk from someone who gets it.

If you’ve ever felt like the world is collapsing and you’re still expected to show up to work like nothing’s wrong… this book is your permission slip to feel it, laugh at it, and push back anyway.

Grab your eggs (if you can afford them), and crack this open. It’s time to stop blaming yourself—and start owning the story.