In the year 2060, Zach Johnson, the world's only freelance private investigator, tackles his strangest case yet - solving the murders of two elves at the North Pole. Santana Clausa, the micro-mini-skirt-clad bombshell and frost-haired mutant who runs the Pole, hires Zach to stop the killer or killers before they strike again, destroying the holiday for billions. If the media gets whiff of the murders at the "happiest, safest place on Earth", mass panic is sure to ensue - and that's never a good thing. With the happiness of billions at stake, Zach and HARV (his AI companion wired directly to his brain - yes it was as painful as it sounds) will match wits, muscle, and technology against a bevy of superhuman females, a mutant elf with an attitude, killer robots, and even a couple of nerds with an agenda.

Performed by Richard Rohan, David Coyne, Yasmin Tuazon, Steven Carpenter, Alyssa Wilmoth, Sherry Berg, Danny Gavigan, Elizabeth Jernigan, Casie Platt, Nora Achrati, Lily Beacon, Michael Glenn, Colleen Delany, Ken Jackson, Nanette Savard, Joe Brack, Terence Aselford, Thomas Keegan, Tracy Olivera, Katy Carkuff, Joel David Santner, James Konicek, Faith Potts, Nathanial Perry, Gary Telles, Thomas Penny, Mort Shelby, Nick DePinto, Bradley Smith, Eric Messner.