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Don't you just love a good Dad Joke? The Internet sure does. This book is a compilation of the most popular one-liners, head-scratchers, and total groaners shared on social media by @allenbrokkenauthor. Awarded the prestigious Cool Dad Everyone Talks About Medal by his kids, these wholesome jokes will surely be a hit with your family.

""I'll swap you my dad,"" I said. ""Oh-oh,"" said my little sister. What if you wanted your best friend's two goldfish so much that you'd swap anything for them, even your father? What if your mother came home and found out what you'd done? The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish is a...

This audiobook contains hundreds upon hundreds of the most funny and amusing jokes - so you can fall on the ground and start laughing your head off! You only live once, but if you live it right, then once is enough. These jokes will get you laughing for hours upon hours. Enjoy! Get it now.

Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid’s sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing the dreadfully good joke book for dads and their kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes.

With "Dad Jokes aren't Bad Jokes: Your Guide to Being Funny," get ready to embark on a delightful journey through the world of humor, puns, and wordplay. This book is your passport to the land of groans, laughter, and eye-rolls as it brings together a curated collection of classic and contemporary dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart.

This is the story of Jake Biggs and his dad, George. George spends all week knocking down buildings...and all weekend knocking down wrestlers. He's the Demolition Man, and Jake couldn't be prouder. But when Jake hears about a pro-wrestling competition in the USA and persuades his beloved dad to apply, things don't quite turn out the way he expected....

Brilliantly funny short stories for middle school listeners from the ever-popular Morris Gleitzman, in the hilarious style of Give Peas a Chance, Pizza Cake and Snot Chocolate! These short stories are equally funny and hopeful – at a time when we need as much hope and humour as we can get.

Gas Dad: The Wild Explosion Saved the Day! is a hilarious book about a conservative family’s unfortunate bodily issue that forever affects their life! Two boys tell of their family secret: Dad's explosive problem! Learn how beans are his delicious weakness and how it scares off intruders. Laugh as he explodes during a Friday night into the home attic and the police respond. The boys dream of being their dad.

Whether you're in middle school or middle aged, you will thoroughly enjoy this funny yet touching recollection of what it was like to grow up in the age of fanny packs, Game Boy and Chris Farley. Listen to Dad and Mom reminisce about the “glory days” to Jesse and Abigail, twin seven-year-olds whose curiosity knows no bounds. So, crack open a can of Crystal Pepsi, make sure your scrunchie isn’t too tight, and be transported to a world of Bob Barker, VHS, and Hi-C!

From the legendary author of Hatchet, a laugh-out-loud misadventure about a boy, his free-thinking dad, and the puppy-training pamphlet that turns their summer upside down. Twelve-year-old Carl is fed up with his father's single-minded pursuit of an off-the-grid existence. His dad may be...

Erdmann ist alarmiert. Jemand will verhindern, dass Robin Hood in seiner berühmten Sage zum Bogenschießwettbewerb antritt, und nun droht die Geschichte vom „edlen Räuber" ihre Macht zu verlieren. Dada und Welf müssen schleunigst herausfinden, wo Robin steckt. Und wer könnte da besser helfen, als die letzte germanische Seherin Mara Lorbeer?

Be glad your dad is not a dog, because he would lick your face to say hello! Most of the time, you're glad your dad is your dad, until he gets grouchy, bossy, or just totally gross. Then you wish you could swap him for something else. But be careful what you wish for, because it could be way...

Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage.

Zunächst sieht es nach einem geruhsamen Job aus: Dada und Welf sollen im Auftrag von Herrn Erdmann ein neuartiges Fortbewegungsmittel testen. Dieses von einem neuartigen System namens „Magical Intelligence" geschaffene Gefährt entpuppt sich allerdings als höchst eigenwillig und die Testfahrt droht zu einer gefährlichen Falle zu werden.

This bundle encompasses really interesting facts about space and the planets in the galaxy that will not only blow your mind but also provide some great knowledge. The books were designed to be straightforward and easy to consume, with some context around each fact and explanations that make some hard to believe facts understandable and most of all fun!

At last something laugh-out-loud funny for girls in this hilarious new series from TV and radio comedy writing talent Nigel Smith. The Most Embarrassing Dad in the World was embarrassing Nathalia even before she was born. He went and married Mum, didn’t he? Mum’s last name was De Montfort...

Bad Dad, from Children's author David Walliams. Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are fat ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones. There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones. There are silly ones and serious ones, loud ones and quiet ones. Of course...

Hailed as “the heir to Roald Dahl” by The Spectator, the UK’s #1 bestselling children’s author, David Walliams, will have fans of Jeff Kinney and Rachel Renee Russell in stitches! Performed by a wonderful cast: David Walliams, Peter Serafinowicz, Nitin Ganatra, Sarah Alexander, and...

Joe and Claire can see why Mum chucked Dad out. He looks a mess, he can’t cook, and he’s useless around the house - something must be done. They are the only ones who can transform him, and impress Mum into taking him back. Disaster strikes, however, when Mum starts seeing slimy and creepy Roger.... A funny, realistic novel about two children who are trying to get their parents back together, from best-selling author Pete Johnson.

Rock out with Pete the Cat in New York Times bestselling artist James Dean's Pete the Cat: Rock On, Mom and Dad! Mom and Dad do so much for Pete that he wants to thank them with a special surprise. But what can Pete do that will show Mom and Dad how much he loves them? In this groovy story, Pete...