Resultados para "MÄX Roman" en Comedia y humor

I've got my looks, my charm, and well, a smile that melts panties. My charm only gets me so far though. I don't even care when the courts finally give me a punishment for vandalizing the church property; in my defense, I didn't know it was a church. They've got me serving community service working at the local church's Salvation shelter. They think three months here will change me; that I will change my delinquent ways. If only they knew...nothing could ever tame me.   

If my time with Ryan Miller were a hit track on the radio, I imagine the lyrics would go something like this: We're so different, but they say opposites attract. Oops, I've fallen, and my heart doesn't want to come back. His dad lives right next to my mom, and after the two of them suffered an unexplained accident while taking down holiday decorations, both Ryan and I were forced to become the only 30something residents of Sunny Creek Village Independent Senior Living Community.

Have you ever seen a fireman who's so insanely sexy you'd actually consider DIY-ing a little at-home arson just so he'd show up at your front door? Dramatic, I know, but hear me out. Chiseled hot body, bright blue eyes, and the sexiest smile I've ever seen - the first time I saw Garrett Alexander in my exam room, it took everything inside me not to do something crazy like mount him during his yearly physical. Not only is he a total babe, but he's charming, hilarious, and the kind of single dad that would make your ovaries explode.

Die Apokalypse, das Ende der Welt und der endgültige Kampf "Gut gegen Böse". Ausgerechnet das beschauliche Kassel in Nordhessen haben sich zwei Erzengel und eine Dämonin in außergewöhnlicher Kooperationsgemeinschaft dafür ausgesucht. Von hier entführen sie den Propheten Jürgen und vier wirklich ungewöhnliche Frauen in den Himmel, um ihnen die Offenbarung zu verkünden und als apokalyptische Reiter einzusetzen. Dass diese dabei dummerweise ihr Leben verlieren sollen, findet das Quartett überhaupt nicht prickelnd.