Resultados para "Oracle" en Comedia y humor

Mariuccia Umbellino is a young woman living in the remote mountain village of Montemonaco, Italy, in the early years of the 19th century. Nearby, the secret recesses of the Grotto of the Fates - home to an ancient oracle of Apollo - are about to be invaded and destroyed, on orders from the pope. But the men sent to do the dirty work don’t know who (or what) they’re dealing with. This oracle and this girl won’t be messed with. In the dark of night, Mariuccia and her mother set out to rescue their revered oracle.

Sarah Wright doesn’t think something as minor as death should get in the way of her future. With the worst summer of her life behind her, it’s time to start focusing on her education. An immortal vampire - even if she is still new at it - pursuing a degree may or may not be a waste of time, but it at least it’s a way to keep up an illusion of sanity. Soon after classes start, a mysterious presence trapped at the school attaches itself to Sarah, and her hopes for a normal college year evaporate. Sensing a lost soul in need, she decides to help.

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From high atop the magnificent Hollow Victories tower in the middle of beautiful downtown Goobertown, welcome to My Birth Certificate Is a Petroglyph, 40 wild rides with Ken, the time-traveling Oracle of Defy. Ken has been voice of resistance and general insanity since — well — no one really knows how old he is, but he does remember playing racquetball with Methuselah. The author recommends listeners keep their seatbelts securely fastened during all the rides. Enjoy!