Resultados para "Tape" en Humor

No soy que digamos muy aplicado, pero al menos nunca repruebo una materia, ni siquiera Matemáticas. He de reconocer que tengo un defecto: a veces me da por decir mentiras. Más bien mentiritas, porque nunca son nada grave. Como el día que rompí un florero y le eché la culpa a Júpiter. A él no lo iban a regañar como a mí. O como la vez que no quería ir a casa de los abuelos para quedarme a ver un partido de futbol en la tele y fingí que estaba enfermo del estómago....

¡Urgente! Se solicitan “buscalacranes”. Experiencia mínima, indispensable que pesen más de cuarenta kilos. Leidi, Juliana y Sancho no reunían ninguna de las condiciones, pero eran los mejores cazabichos, por lo que respondieron al anuncio para ayudar al doctor Östengruff en la búsqueda de un contraveneno para la “bampacrisis”, y así evitar que hiciera ¡bamp!.. y se esfumara.

Sam likes to tap everywhere. What happens when he can't tap somewhere? An alien visits earth and finds something. It isn't a nut, so what is it? Emerging learners laugh and learn with these stories.

This audiobook is full of riddles of different levels of difficulty for children. The riddles can also be enjoyed by adults!

Jack Gantos' rocket-paced follow-up to the Newbery Medal–winning novel Dead End in Norvelt opens in the 1960s, deep in the shadow of the Cold War and the Cuban missile crisis. But instead of Russian warheads, other kinds of trouble are raining down on young Jack Gantos and his utopian town of...

From the incomparable William Steig, creator of Shrek, comes an audio story that proves even a fox can be out-foxed by a clever mouse in Doctor De Soto, a Newbery Honor Book. "Doctor De Soto, the dentist, did very good work." With the aid of his able assistant, Mrs. De Soto, he copes with the...

From the author of Earth! My First 4.54 Billion Years comes a new audiobook about space—this time starring our Sun! Meet Sun: He's a star! And not just any star—he's one in a billion. He lights up our solar system and makes life possible. With characteristic humor and charm, Stacy McAnulty...

Earth! My First 4.54 Billion Years is a lighthearted nonfiction audiobook about the formation and history of the world--told from the perspective of the Earth itself! "Hi, I’m Earth! But you can call me Planet Awesome." Prepare to learn all about Earth from the point-of-view of Earth herself!...

From writer Stacy McAnulty comes Mars! Earthlings Welcome is a light-hearted nonfiction audiobook about the red planet—told from the perspective of Mars himself... Meet Mars! The red planet. Planet Marvelous. Favorite sibling of Earth (or so he claims). Sometimes they're close (just 34.5...

William Steig's Spinky Sulks is a 1988 New York Times Book Review Notable Children's Book of the Year and Outstanding Book of the Year. Spinky is convinced that his family hates him and goes off to sulk in his hammock. His brother and sister try to make amends. His mom even brings him a...

This is a collaboration beyond your wildest imagination! Jorma Taccone, from the hit comedy trio The Lonely Island, has paired up with New York Times–bestselling, Caldecott Medal–winning illustrator Dan Santat to create a picture book about time, space, and giant-robot-squids. BEWARE! This...