Confessions of a Trash Droid

T.E.D.D. is a trash droid with glitches, sarcasm to spare, and zero interest in dealing with our crap. Unfortunately, quitting isn’t easy when blackouts, psychotic episodes, and a corporate death squad are on your tail. To survive, T.E.D.D. must embrace his anomaly—and maybe even team up with the humans he can’t stand.

Now T.E.D.D., the foul-mouthed trash droid who's done taking humanity's crap, is stuck juggling mobsters, mutant tech, his own glitchy anomaly, and a pack of robowolves. Blades and bullets won't be enough. Because the deadliest part of the job isn't the weapons—it's his dumb co-workers who make Great Grandpa GPT look like a genius.

They threw him in a desert hell with one rule — fight to the death or get scrapped. Now T.E.D.D., the glitchy trash droid who’s done taking orders, is trapped in Sector Zero, where the Manager forces humans and machines into brutal bloodsport. Friends could become executioners — or corpses beside him. There’s no walking away. Outsmart the arena, or rust in the sand. Because in Sector Zero, the deadliest enemy isn’t the droids, the humans, or even the Manager. It’s the choice Tedd must make.

With Sector Zero in ruins and Sarah stolen away, T.E.D.D.—the scarred trash droid—charges after the Manager into a jungle fortress teeming with MilBots and something far more sinister. Inside, The Manager is growing a new horror—and only T.E.D.D. can stop him. To save Sarah, and the fate of the world, he must overcome killer machines, creatures that shouldn't exist, and the darkest parts of himself... before the Manager’s plan consumes the world.

Fleeing a jungle fortress and the Manager’s army of mutant apes and MilBots, T.E.D.D. stows away on a ship bound for a dead volcanic island. But what waits beneath the ash is far worse — a secret buried in silence and the war machine the Manager is building to erase humanity. Armed with sarcasm, ingenuity, and a seven-legged Arachnobot, T.E.D.D. must overcome monsters, machines, and his fractured identity before the countdown hits zero.

When the mainland becomes an apocalyptic fallout zone, T.E.D.D. and ArachnoBot return to rally survivors and spark a rebellion. Torn between machine code and the humans who still trust him, T.E.D.D. must confront the Manager’s most ruthless play yet — a final push to erase humanity and install himself as its replacement, the world’s new master. In a world this shattered, siding with humans might be T.E.D.D.’s most dangerous malfunction yet. Perfect for fans of humorous sci-fi who love Douglas Adams, John Scalzi, Andy Weir, and Adrian Tchaikovsky.