Paco Saves the Day

Chris, a livestreamer known for his videos feeding raccoons, is teleported off-world by the grays in a last-ditch effort to save as many humans as possible. Brought to a foreign planet, Chris and his newly sentient raccoon, Paco, must now learn how to survive in the universe. Armed with new abilities and caught between warring factions, Chris and Paco are dragged into a deadly game of politics, war, and confusing quests. One side wants them dead, the other peace.

We need to get home! Chris and Paco have crash-landed back onto the dwarf planet. They now have one goal: rebuild the Grays' ship and return to Earth before the Orcs wipe out the rest of humanity. If only it were that easy. A dragon queen offers them a bargain no sane traveler would accept. A Celestial oversees the deal. One agreement later, and kingdoms stand on the brink of war. Now Chris and Paco find themselves caught between dragons, dwarves, merfolk, and powers older than civilization itself. Every step toward home threatens to start another war.