Terms & Conditions

Before love comes logic—and a little fine print.

Terms & Conditions May Apply is a sharp, hilarious, and painfully relatable look at modern dating in the age of dating apps, unread bios, and group chat receipts.

Zay Rich is smooth, charming, and barely skims profiles. Mo’Nia is intentional, direct, and actually means what she says. When their connection sparks, it feels like a perfect match—until miscommunication, missed expectations, and midnight screenshots flip the script.

Through witty dialogue, crossed signals, and “what really happened” storytelling, this book captures the chaotic comedy of chasing connection without reading the terms.

This isn’t a war between men and women.

It’s a misalignment of definitions.

Because the terms were always there.

The conditions were visible.

They just weren’t fully read.

Music & Audio Credits

Select audio tracks used in this work were sourced from royalty-free libraries, including Pixabay, and are utilized under applicable free-use licenses.

Tracks are assigned as follows: Intro – Take Care – Mountaineer; Chapter 1 & 22 – Love Slow Night Drift; Chapter 4 – No Chill Gaming Rap Beat (GFX Sounds); Chapter 12 – Y2K Hip Hop Beat Loop (Bosnow); Outro – Save My Soul – Pryces; additional audio includes Rap Beat Beats Music (prettyjohn1).

All rights remain with their respective creators. No ownership is claimed by the author.