Rob Weldon

Listen to whichever Omnist book you like. The order is not important. William thinks he's dead. Not just dead inside, as his brilliantly mature daughter says he is. Dead. Even his mildly psychic, agoraphobic, synesthete son who sleeps in an egg doesn't believe him.

Harper's hobby is cute, Giovanni thinks. The spells, the potions, the moonlight rituals. Giovanni's traits are annoying, Harper thinks. He doesn't listen, he's allergic to her cats, and maybe he's done something unforgivable. Exes suck. Cats rule.

Connie, the owner of Consumia's Spiritual Emporium, believes all the “magic” she sells is invented as a marketing device. This includes their app, the Omnist, which seems to know more about its users than it should....