Geeks and chicks go together like Clark Kent and Kryptonite.

I'm a geek. And until this past Comic-Con, I was a typical, loser, fanboy, geeky, super-virgin.

This is my story. It works on many levels, but it works. It will work for you too. Because this is my story of how I went from zero to hero and I wrote it like a textbook for you.

• You will stop watching the jerks get the skirts!
• You will learn to light the fires that She desires!
• You will not stumble, but instead you'll tumble into situations where the ladies want you and yes, even in the midst of jocks and jerks all around you!

I tell my pitiful story first of how awkward I was at the ripe age of 18 not having ever had a real date. I go into the horrid details because too many men were in reality just weak boys like me. Boys who only fantasize about being men so we dive into fictional lands instead of into real girls' heads and beds.

Once I show you that I am your mirror image...

After I go into gory detail how painful the thought of asking a female out on a date was...

I describe that fateful night at Carlos's Pizza where my best friend George introduced me to being a real man. An Alpha Man. And George was far worse off than I was. Before.

George told me why he had no time to spend with me. Geeky loser George.

George was getting laid.

I was staring at my friend George...but looking at a god.

George taught me how to get women. He really taught me - and he's a lousy teacher.

I mastered it and took it farther than George ever did. I'm a better teacher for you too.

Admit it. You are as lonely as I was - surrounded by lots of graphic novels on your bed. You spend Friday nights at role-playing fantasy games with buddies. Not only have you never gotten to third base with a girl you maybe haven't even kissed one if your mother and aunts don't count... and they don't. This is my textbook for you.