Spice Up Your Life
The utterly unhinged sequel to Crackhead.

Trevor’s back on the streets and this time, he’s not just on crack… he’s on spice.
After serving a slapstick 18-month sentence (of which he served only 12 for “good-ish behaviour”), Trevor reunites with Chanelle his pipe-smoking partner-in-crime and sometime prostitute, sometime businesswoman — outside prison. They return to their spiritual home: Wetherspoons, where £1.99 can still buy you a pint and a sense of delusion. But things have changed. Trevor’s got a new addiction. Chanelle’s got new ideas. And Britain’s most dysfunctional couple are about to unleash hell all over again.

From botched brothel schemes to naked circuses, garden centre porn, crypto-fuelled dogging, and a spectacularly ill-advised tour of Ireland to film leprechaun porn, Spice Up Your Life is a chaotic ride through Britain’s seedy underbelly — and undercarriage. The pair fake their deaths (badly), start a counterfeit funeral business, launch a streaming platform for fetish freaks, and attempt to run a fetish festival in Germany… which ends exactly how you’d expect: with nudity, arrests, and several restraining orders.

In the explosive finale, they return home to find their beloved ice cream van — the Smackleton Sexpress — up on bricks. But nothing, not even the complete collapse of their criminal empire, can kill their buzz. Because for Trevor and Chanelle, life isn’t about redemption. It’s about survival, sex, and spice.