Has this ever happened to you? You pick up the latest self-help guide only to find the same old advice that gurus have been giving out for centuries. Meditate, drink plenty of water, think positively, yada yada yada. All of which is easier said than done—how does this advice level up your life?

In despair, you think, "Where is a self-help book for me, someone who needs to lighten the f*** up, live my best life, and enjoys teachable moments delivered in book with parental discretion strongly advised?" Friends, at last, the book of your dreams is here, and it's about time! Madison Malloy, the blonde on the front cover—yes, the one who looks like she'd like to speak to your manager—is now here to throw down answers to all of life's hardest questions.

It's time for you to:

• Stop chasing money
• Create financial freedom
• Conquer fear
• Embrace gratitude and faith
• Change your perceptions
• Manifest your best reality
• Kick your confidence up a notch
• Always be ready to have your best day
• Escape tunnel-vision
• Improve your sense of humor
• Lay off the judgments
• Chill out about the shit that doesn't matter!

Are you your own worst enemy? (Spoiler alert—yes, you are.) Let Madison help you get out of your own way and laugh your ass off while doing it.

Madison Malloy, who went from being a Wall Street analyst to a standup comic, now hosts her own self-help/business podcast, creates and produces television shows, and is a serial entrepreneur and investor. She has been there and done that; she navigated the shitstorm of young adult life and found the way—so you don't have to!

Listen up, and let Madison help you level up. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to lighten the f*** up!