Resultados para "Red" en Humor

So you think you know the story of Little Red Riding Hood, the girl with the unfortunate name and the inability to tell the difference between her grandmother and a member of a different species? Well, then, try your hand at answering these questions: Which character (not including Little Red herself) is the most fashion challenged? Who (not including the wolf) is the scariest? Who (not including Granny) is the most easily scared? Who is the strangest? (Notice we’re not "not including" anyone, because they’re all a little off.) Who (no fair saying "the author") has stuffing for brains?

If there's one thing everyone knows, it's that Trevor Lee and school don't mix. Like pickles and peanut butter. When his new teacher announces all the third-graders must read in front of everyone at Parents Night, Trevor Lee and his best friend, Pinky, take action before his secret of not being able to read gets out. After several over-the-top attempts at getting out of Parents Night, Trevor Lee enlists the help of his Mamaw. "Some days are just bad. You gotta hold your head high and keep moving," she always says.

The Little Mouse and the Big Hungry Bear are known and loved by millions of children around the world. Little Mouse loves strawberries, but so does the bear.... How will Little Mouse stop the bear from eating his freshly picked red ripe strawberry.

Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

In Moody Mood & the Red Round Ball we find Moody Mood who is always moody. He gets mad about everything, even the Red Round Ball, and the sun that keeps ‘smiling’ at him and following him wherever he goes. Would he be less moody if he smiled?

A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance—until her dad makes one for her in his lab. "Lily—meet Stitchy." A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner—until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red...

Macht euch bereit für ... Ruperts Tagebuch! Denn es ist an der Zeit, seine Sicht der Dinge zu hören. Eigentlich hat Greg seinen besten Freund nur damit beauftragt, seine "Biografie" zu verfassen - schließlich wird er eines Tages reich und berühmt sein. Doch schnell stellt sich heraus, dass Rupert nicht die beste Wahl für den Job ist. Denn statt Gregs Lebensgeschichte aufzuschreiben, schweift Rupert immer wieder ab und erzählt viel lieber von seinem eigenen Leben. Ob Greg das so lustig findet?

It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning, and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. Read by children with sound effects galore, it's the perfect audiobook for car journeys, rainy days, and even bedtimes! Give that seven-year-old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

With a new sister on the way, Roosevelt Banks has to give up his bedroom and move into the attic, which must be haunted because of all the squeaks and groans coming from the spooky place at the top of the stairs. After his plan to move into a fort in the woods fails, and a ghost-. busting exercise goes terribly wrong, Roosevelt - with the help of Tommy, Josh, and Eddie Spaghetti - has to find the courage to defeat the biggest, spookiest ghouls ever and turn the Attic of Doom into a Room with a View.

My troublemaker cousin was trapped in Transratania! And before I could even squeak, my sister, Thea, dragged me along on her rescue mission. Little did we know that Transratania is the land of vampire bats! Holey cheese, bats give me goose bumps!...