The Alien’s Guide Series: Notes for Visiting Earth (and Elsewhere)

You survived the visit.

This guide assumes you decided to stay a little longer.

A Guide to the Planet Earth for Aliens: Extended Stay is for those who found themselves unexpectedly embedded in human life — navigating time, money, work, relationships, pets, emotions, and rituals that were never explained in the original briefing.

Earth changes when it stops being a destination and starts being home.

This observational guide explores what happens after survival: the routines humans build, the rules they don't say out loud, the attachments they form, and the quiet weight of staying. With dry humor, calm honesty, and a steady alien perspective, it examines employment, parenting, holidays, emotional complexity, and the subtle signs that you've been here longer than planned.

This is not a travel guide.

It's not a survival manual.

It's a field guide for long-term exposure.

Thoughtful, funny, and quietly human, Extended Stay offers listeners a way to see everyday life from a safer distance — and maybe feel a little less alone while doing it.

Departure is optional.

Understanding takes time.