Resultados para "me" en Comedia y humor

Todas las semanas te prometes comer sano y todas las semanas acabas abusando de los macarrones; pueden pasar meses entre una depilación y la siguiente; te da un ataque de ansiedad cada vez que miras el WhatsApp; ya has tenido que cambiar dos veces la cita con la dentista; te las apañas para acabar siempre haciéndote cargo de todos los marrones; la silla donde amontonas la ropa está al borde del colapso y empiezas a estar harta de que, al parecer, tu propósito en la vida es poner lavadoras hasta el fin de los tiempos.

En una habitación de hospital en pleno centro de Manhattan, delante del iluminado edificio Chrysler, cuyo perfil se recorta al otro lado de la ventana, dos mujeres hablan sin descanso durante cinco días y cinco noches. Hace muchos años que no se ven, pero el flujo de su conversación parece capaz de detener el tiempo y silenciar el ruido ensordecedor de todo lo que no se dice. En esa habitación de hospital, durante cinco días y cinco noches, las dos mujeres son en realidad algo muy antiguo, peligroso e intenso: una madre y una hija que recuerdan lo mucho que se aman. 

Con más de cien mil ejemplares vendidos, el fundador del Osho Meditation Center en México nos regala, en esta edición reloaded de su clásico ¡Me vale madres! (sin duda alguna el libro de meditación más original de todos) un nuevo mantra: ¡A huevo!

Marie tiene un gran talento para enamorase del hombre equivocado. Poco después de que su boda haya sido cancelada, conoce a un carpintero. Es un hombre diferente a todos los que ha conocido antes: sensible, atento, desinteresado. Desafortunadamente, en su primera cita él le confiesa que es Jesús. Al principio, Marie piensa que está completamente loco, pero poco a poco se da cuenta de que su historia es cierta. Se ha enamorado del Mesías, que ha venido a la Tierra poco antes del Juicio Final. Marie deberá hacer frente no sólo al fi n del mundo, previsto para el próximo martes, sino a la historia de amor más descabellada de todas las que ha vivido.

Vanessa, tras una ruptura sentimental, alquila un piso en la playa de San Juan de Alicante para estar cerca de sus amigos. Todo va como la seda hasta que su nuevo vecino entra en acción. Vanessa escuchará, a través de las finas paredes, sus escarceos amorosos, conversaciones con amigos que deberían ser privadas y actos de su vida cotidiana. Un día, cansada de aguantar, sufre un arrebato de furia y desesperación aporreando la pared de su vecino. Lo que ella no espera es que él responda, iniciándose entre ambos una guerra entre paredes.

Me llamo Rita, fui Miss España y ahora vivo del faranduleo. Presento galas, hago publicidad en Instagram que me pagan con champús y ahora me han dado un programita muy mono en la tele.

El libro recoge las situaciones cotidianas, pero no por ello menos absurdas y grotescas, que se producen en los institutos y en los hogares en época de exámenes.

Ex-model Paige McCarty is fed up with being just a pretty face. After her ex-husband’s gambling problem left her royally screwed and tragically shoeless, she started Fool Me Once Investigations with her best friends, Lorlei and Kennedy, to prevent other women from being similarly played and dismayed.

After war veteran Kennedy O’Brien returned home from Afghanistan and caught her husband in bed with the nanny, she lost her faith in all things male. So she started Fool Me Once Investigations to stick it to the man — because there’s no better bounty hunter than a woman scorned. Her latest job is a wild dog-chase to slap cuffs on a bail jumper turned Chihuahua thief, but thanks to her meddling family, Kennedy will have to put up with a partner. And it’s about the last man she’d ever pick: Her cheating ex-husband’s best friend, Griffin Crawford.

It’s been thirteen years since doctors declared Libby Ross-Velasquez a goner. Yet here she is - cancer-free. So why doesn’t she feel more alive? Sure, Libby’s husband, Shiloh, has been distant. One of their daughters has a serious health condition. And her father’s death hovers over Libby like a rain cloud. Still, this eternal optimist knows she’s the winner of the existential lottery. But when her forced cheer isn’t enough to keep her family from catching her blahs, she decides to fly them all to Vieques. The Puerto Rican island is where she and Shiloh fell in love.

Yes, Mindy Kaling is the genial Hollywood celebrity who posted twelve selfies from a single Oscar party, but that smile took work. In this hilariously honest essay, Mindy reflects on the social anxiety that she traces back to the slices of white cheese her parents served at her ninth birthday party. Little has changed in thirty years--least of all the fear of being judged forever. It’s probably best to just back away.

Em um dos programas, Lucas resolve debochar de uma astróloga, Dandara. Acontece que ela não é uma astróloga comum e, como punição, joga uma maldição no apresentador: pelos próximos doze dias, daquele até o dia do aniversário de Lucas, ele despertará com as piores características de cada um dos signos. Se não conseguir se tornar uma pessoa empática até lá, o ciclo da maldição se repetirá para sempre.

 Norm Macdonald, the iconic anchor of SNL's "Weekend Update" and star of the cult classic Dirty Work, is back with a vengeance. This time he serves up a hilarious feature-length standup special, covering everything from cheating death, 24-hour news stories, shameful sex, Tiger Woods, and OJ Simpson. Don't let his laid-back demeanor fool you; Macdonald's brand of comedy is as blunt and sharp as ever. 

For Lorelei Warner, being perfect isn't everything it's cracked up to be. She did what her straitlaced parents wanted: Became a lawyer, married her college boyfriend. But since her husband ran off with another man and her career became a nonstop bore-fest, Lorelei has turned to her best friends and Fool Me Once Investigations to find fulfillment and adventure.

Laurie Notaro has proved everyone wrong: she didn’t end up in rehab, prison, or cremated at a tender age. She just went gray. At past fifty, every hair’s root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything). Though navigating midlife is initially upsetting—the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuaries—Laurie accepts it. And then some.

If you lost both your spouse and your dog to cancer within weeks of each other, but you were sadder about the dog, would you tell anyone? Maybe your closest friends. Unfortunately, Jane Bailey's closest friends are on the other side of the country. That's where Jane plans to go now that she's free to leave Philadelphia, the too cold, beachless, street taco-deficient city her husband dragged her to six years ago.

Canadian sport is the brunt of many jokes, but Canucks take the jabs in stride and still find the humour in what’s laughable from the ice to the water to the field and the court.

Wendy Moore hides her collection of pilfered bric-a-brac from everyone, including her husband. He thinks she licked her kleptomania in therapy more than a decade ago. Therapy did help, as did focusing her attention on motherhood. But now Wendy’s gardening and furniture-refinishing hobbies fill up only so much of the day, leaving the recent empty nester lonely and anxious—a combination likely to trigger her little problem. She needs a project, fast. Luckily, Harper Ross—a single, childless younger woman in desperate need of highlights—just moved in next door. 

Annie and her devoted but comically incompetent childhood sweetheart, Sam, are the owners and operators of Annie's, a gourmet sandwich shop, home to the legendary Paul Bunyan Special Sandwich - their nutritionally challenged continual source of income and marital harmony and local fame. But into their mostly charmed marriage comes a scary medical diagnosis for Annie - and the overwhelming challenge of finding a way to help Sam go on without her. Annie decides to leave Sam step-by-step instructions for a future without her and considers her own replacement in his heart and their bed.

Delaney Masterson isn't looking for fame. Yes, she has famous parents and a reality TV show, but she's not the wild-child celebrity the paparazzi have painted her to be. Until... The Scandal. When an old boyfriend releases a private video, Delaney's name becomes every comedian's favorite punch line. To escape the media, she sneaks away to Bell Harbor, Michigan - during the worst winter in fifty years.